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Garglefunk

When you jizz, shit, piss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. Than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend's vagina. If you don't have a girlfriend stick it up your ass.
I garglefunked this girl and she said, "thanks"

One time I was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. I later fucked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

Please, garglefunk me.
by Bilbo fucking baggins December 17, 2006
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grangle

describing the deep purring noise a feline makes when it is sleeping.

Word was discovered while young Ben was attempting to use his sleeping housecat as a pillow and was astounded at the noise it made at him.
Ben said,"Mommy, the cat was grangling at me!"
by HAVoK March 28, 2005
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When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.
When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles
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Grangle

The name of the hard seedy bit in the end of a banana.
Yuck, I just accidentally ate the grangle
by GrangleCrystal March 3, 2021
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Grangle

a snapchat angle in which a man typically named greg takes. the camera is held far away with his long ass arms. this taken can be mistaken for a facebook pfp.
omfg i love that grangle”
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Grailed

Sexdaily (dyslexic) version of railed.
Grail me baby!

"You know Mhairi?" "Damn, *bites lip* yeah." "She grailed me so hard last night!" "I'm so jealous!!"
by clackiestclacker March 9, 2021
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garglecum

Act of swallowing some jizz.
Or a great band name.
DUUUDE! Have you heard GARGLECUM?! I jack-off to that shit, man!
by sex-panther mcgooface May 24, 2008
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