Glock Flock

A group of police officers waiting for something to happen.

"Brace yourself for the tear gas: Here comes the Glock Flock".

by TestMonkeyUnlimited December 17, 2011

glockenspiel

when you fuck a girl in the ass doggy style, while hooking her right nostril with your right pinky & poke her left eye with your left middle finger constantly, all while shouting "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

damn son, I'd love to give her the glockenspiel

by toledo jones August 7, 2014

Globohomo

Globohomo, also known as corporate wokeness, corporate virtue signaling, or neoliberalism by the economic left; is what happens when you take the worst aspects from each side of the political spectrum to create the modern-day western establishment.

While this is a portmanteau of "globalist" and "homosexual", this is mainly used in context of the promotion of homosexuality and homosexual or transgender ideology, this is not used in the context of openly hating homosexuals. "Faggot" does just fine enough for me.

In effect, this is the agenda of destroying ethnicity, nationhood, and culture in white countries, while simultaneously promoting far-left anti-natalist politics and far-right economics to keep the working class down and drowning in competition. This is the primary system of belief that can be found in many establishments in the west. Neoliberalism also meshes well with neoconservatism, whose ideology is solely based off of going to wars and making friends with woke corporations to buy guns and kill brown people and ñîggêrß.

In short: neoliberalism is quite literally everything wrong with society on both a social and economic level.

Nigga 1: yo niggas, did u see dat add 4 fat white wominz n gay niggas n shiet
Nigga 2: naw nigga, I was givin head to one of my homies
Nigga 1: yo dis is da sheit, we needz us sum fat white bitchez from da globohomo niggas
Nigga 3: *shoots the two niggas because they were in a rival gang*

by ChigginNiggers October 18, 2021

glock

A gun people people buy when they don't know how to spell SIG-SAUER. It's funny how spec-ops, the Secret Service, the Air Marshalls, the FBI, and the SEALS all use SIG's. Yeah, it's because Glocks are the best. Right. Glocks are one of many current-generation polymer-framed handguns, and none of it's features are unique or proprietary any more. H&K, as one example, has one-upped glock with all of the same features, increased accuracy, etc for only a little more money. Glocks are the guns that people who don't know anything about guns buy. They are unrefined, have sring-loaded triggers with crappy take-up and sand in the whole mechanism. Yes, you have to lube glocks to have them not jam..I don't care what videos you watch...read the armorers manual. Also google about "glock kabooms" and glocks jamming on LEO's because they are dirtier than the last street-walker you saw. BTW, LEO's are issued weapons and that decision is made by the armorer for the department. Many armorers have chosen glocks simply because glocks are being practically GIVEN AWAY to the law enforcement community. Just because one might see many Glocks, does not mean that they are "the best." If you see more Kia's and Hyundai's on the road than any other car, does that mean they are the best cars out there? Not exactly...and I drive a hyundai. SIG's are still in widespread and growing use throughout the U.S., Europe, and the Middle East. Glocks are not in widespread use anywhere outside of the U.S.

Btw., the caliber is internationally known as the 9mm parabellum and .380 is no longer sold as an active caliber in a Glock. Try and find one for sale, I dare you.

"My Glock broke, so I bought a SIG P228 instead."

"I'm a gangster. Being completely ignorant about the proper use, maintenance, and firing technique of a firearm, I am obligated to purchase/borrow/steal/'acquire' a Glock."

"My Glock looks hideous and feels like it has sand in the trigger. Par for the course, really."

by Real_Gun_Owner April 9, 2006

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

globolt

Having a penchance for clapped females

Boy 1: dude. I'm really feeling Kelly at the moment
Boy 2: mate she's butters, you're such a globolt

by Kush&Kane February 20, 2014

globonaut

Person living in other country than where he/she was born, frequent traveller and/or person doing business and frequently visiting more than one country. In some places called a global citizen but the globonaut concept is not about the relation man - state but rather between the man and the whole world, enbracing the whole planet. Also a person that assumes global responsibility for our planet, all people, diversity and all cultures. A truly global person.

That mr Smith is doing business in three continents and always travel, he really is a globonaut.

by Brassenick November 4, 2015