Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or
bar.
A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a
Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other
people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level
alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level
10 skilled liar.
Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in
bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.
A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch
break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.
Fucktard Loser guy will have no
job no
phone no money and often also is a Lovesick
Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some
skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too
drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the
car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”
2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”