Frog Hog

An obsessive woman who will do anything just to be associated with Navy SEALs. Frog Hogs now use the internet to find every Navy SEAL possible on facebook, past or present, and "like" and comment on every single thing that any Navy SEAL posts on their profile, and do so with an enormous degree of ass kissing. They also read through everyone's comments on that particular SEAL's profile, and can figure out who other Navy SEALs are by creeping on their facebook pages. They then friend request those men and exhibit the same kind of behavior and spread their Frog Hogness everywhere in an irritating manor.

They also get overly dramatic in facebook arguments, and give their opinions when no one asked them to in the first place, and get extremely defensive over the SEALs that they stalk, even though they have never met any of these men in real life, yet act like they are best friends.

Did you see all the comments that Gina keeps posting to all these Navy SEALs on facebook? Does she even know any of them? How did she even become associated with these guys? I have never seen someone put so much effort into talking to people that they don't even know. She just wants to fuck a Navy SEAL and hopefully marry one, so that she can be "in the community." She's such a fucking FROG HOG!!

by High and Dry March 24, 2013

frog slap

if the spider man doesnt work("When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.")then the cum will get stuck in ur fingers and it make ur fingers all webbed then u slap the girl in the face.

the spider man didnt work on the bitch so i wiped out the frog slap and she didnt know what to do with herself

by gilli-spree October 11, 2007

WHACK THE FROGGIES

WHEN ONE GUY LEAPS OVER TWO GUYS AND POKES THEM EACH IN THE BUTT BEFORE JUMPING OVER THE NEXT GUY

THIS ONE TIME AT CHURCH CAMP WE DECIDED TO PLAY WHACK THE FROGGIES

by I LOVE GOLD December 21, 2008

Frog balling

The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.

I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!

by Zaso February 24, 2014

Froggin'

When you lay someone on a bed with their head hanging over the side and fuck their throat, so it pulsates like the sac on a frog's neck.

Frank loves Froggin' his missus, but she never lets him, even on his birthday.

by Cuntmuppet March 20, 2019

your dog a frog

The comeback killer for pets

Your granny a tranny

No u
No u
Your dog a frog

by Griffball123 March 24, 2018

Frogdrowner

From the southern half of the American Midwest, a large and lengthy thunderstorm.

That was some frogdrowner we had last night. It rained enough to drown a frog.

by Birphq July 26, 2009