frozen

1. To be so hung over your brain won't work and you don't even want to move.

2. Can be used to describe anything really bad.

3. Use it for anything lets see how far we can take this.

1. Man you look like shit, how much did you drink last night?
Don't even ask me I'm fucking frozen.

2. That shit was so cold, it was frozen!

by David IQ February 24, 2008

Frozenoscity

The degree in which something is frozen

The water had been in the freezer for a while, making its frozenosicty level high.

by Tim Davis May 18, 2003

Frozen Straight

The polar opposite of "Flaming Gay." Used to describe those who are without question heterosexual. Whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the homosexual male, the dress and mannerisms of Frozen Straight men are conservative and typically low-key.

Josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 Chevelle SS, follows the Green Bay Packers religiously, and enjoys riding his Harley. He is a Lieutenant in the Army. He considers dogs smaller than Beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. Josh is Frozen Straight.

by J.D. Favre May 21, 2009

Frozen Frog

A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.

"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."

by John Cicero July 21, 2019

the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth

use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

by t master tony July 10, 2009

Frozen yogurt

Ejaculation when performed outside at temperatures below freezing. Use caution.

"It's supposed to be -8 tonight, I was thinking of getting some frozen yogurt."
"Jesus dude, be careful. Bring some warm water in a thermos, all right?."

by TheGiggler December 22, 2008

Frozen

Verb: To let something go

Girl 1: I can't believe he forgot my birthday!
Girl 2: you need to frozen that shit, it was four years ago AND he was bit by a dog!

by phillazilla June 2, 2016