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BEST FRIEND

SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T SLEEP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND OF 4 YEARS AND HAS A KID WITH HIM!!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!
by HOW COULD SHE!!!! December 20, 2017
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Best Friend

The twin you never knew you had who laughs at your pain and misery, walks in on you, steals/eats all your food, and will never let you leave them.
MY BEST FRIEND JUST MOVED AWAY AND IM DEPRESSED!
by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018
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Imaginary Friend

A "character" created by the imagination to keep a person company. Sometimes, it can be difficult for the person to recognise that their "friend" is not real; at other times, they can be recognised as not being real, but are still used to offer comfort and company.
When I was three, I had one imaginary friend. When I was thirteen, I had five.
by Peeves April 12, 2004
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Tom friend

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.
by CincyReds Fan October 3, 2009
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friend thinning

The act of deleting friends on Facebook whom you haven't talked to in a long time and/or don't plan on talking to again. Sometimes done to escape bad memories of a person or past.
I've gotta do some serious friend thinning... I've got 2000 friends on Facebook and I haven't talked to most of 'em since high school.
by imbrianfellow November 16, 2010
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Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.
Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder
by TheLooseMoose February 21, 2011
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gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.
Henwood is my gnarliest friend.
by Rightcheek June 5, 2011
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