Lawtey Florida

Lawtey Florida is a small town located in North-East Florida along US-301. It is a recognized speed trap according to the American Auto Association (AAA). There is one public school in Lawtey, which is Lawtey Elementry School. There is one intersection in the town with a fully functional traffic light. The police dept, fire dept, and city hall are all housed in the same double-wide mobile home.

Lawtey Florida

by navygunner May 10, 2011

Ava Ford

Ava is super hawt and has tons of friends. On a scale of 1-10, she's around an 11. She is so artsy and cool. She will become rich and famous one day. All in all, Ava is pretty cool.

Person 1: "Hey, that person is super cool!"
Person 2: "I'd bet you a nickel that her name is Ava Ford!"

by Sam Poulin January 24, 2015

a ford

A 26 ounce bottle of hard alcohol, especially vodka.

Dude, last night I drank a ford of gin and I made out with my second cousin. Fuck.

by lokimonoxide March 24, 2016

Betty ford floater

An extra shoot of liquor on top of his/her cocktail

She asked for a betty Ford floater over her Margarita

by djfdbf September 3, 2017

The forbidden party popper

When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.

John: "How did your date go last night?"

Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"

John: "No way man!"

by TrypZo June 30, 2021

Wausau florida

A place where family reunions is an IRL tinder.
A place where family fucking is accepted.
A place where make sure you don't drop the soap around family.

Hey, let's hold are next reunion in wausau florida, I've always wanted to fuck my cousin. I've waited long enough to be like the harrell family.(The well-known family of wausau that sticks true to "keep it in the family")

by 2inchpincher August 16, 2023

ford exploder

Ford Explorer after many tire blow outs causing crashes and rollovers

check out that ford exploder

by Tarrance Graham January 19, 2005