funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.

Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.

by Lunicus May 23, 2019

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.

“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”

by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018

Strawberry Fog

The pleasant aroma encountered when diving into the nether regions of a woman who has recent used a flavoring cleaning product and wrapped her thighs around your head and neck area.

Billy was pleasantly surprised by the Strawberry Fog of Cindy. He knew she had spent a lot of money. His buddy Shane, unfortunately, was not so pleased with his lady Tammy’s. fog.

by Roid McDoucherson January 21, 2023

Humboldt Fog

When the marijuana smoke in a room is so thick it resembles dense fog.

Man i hotboxed my bathroom last night so bad! It was a humboldt fog...

by FlopFaceBread March 6, 2015

meth fog

Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed

That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.

by Nomlic June 25, 2023