when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.
Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."
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by Tom AndersonLD April 12, 2009
Get the flubes mug.The small pointy fold of skin created when one wraps their hand into a fist but sticks their thumb straight out. The flubert apex will be found on the side opposite the thumb. Fluberts are occasionally touched by two friends who haven't seen each other in a while. One will yell "Flubert!" and then they will engage in the mashing together of their pointy skin mountains.
Man 1: Hey, there's my friend in the hallway! Flubert!
Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!
Man 2: Awh yeah FFLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUBERRRRRRRRT!
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Get the Hong Kong Fluey mug.Someone who Flugs/is a Fluger uses to much time in the bathroom, restroom stall, ect. Not doing normal thing. They would be doing anything from jacking off, to eating whole fat yogurt. And anything in between.
Person 1: Other people need to use the bathroom to ya know!?
Person 2: Hold on!
Person 1: You stupid Fluger!!
Person 2: I'm not fluging. I'm pooping!!
Person 1: Go jack off in your office!!
Person 2: Hold on!
Person 1: You stupid Fluger!!
Person 2: I'm not fluging. I'm pooping!!
Person 1: Go jack off in your office!!
by ZacIsNotUgy April 2, 2010
Get the Fluger mug.I went to band camp, and was about to get a drink, until I saw the butt flaver juice in my antique yellow sink...so I did NOT drink anything.
by Mattsjuice January 15, 2008
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