by dildonose January 23, 2010
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Get the Giraffe Flaps mug."If he advertises his band to me on myspace one more time i swear to god i'll flapslap the entire band myself"
by hazbad April 29, 2007
Get the flapslap mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flaps mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flaps mug.A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."
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Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
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Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
by Dwayne Delaney February 12, 2010
Get the Ghetto Flaps mug.The acting of Ripping ones "Piss Flaps" in any event, game, or sitatuion. There is no literal ripping of flaps, however ripping someones flaps is a phrase used to convey the message that you have dominated that person and they have been humiliated by having their flaps ripped. The effects of having one's flaps ripped can linger for days and in some cases last forever.
"Tony I'm going to Rip your Flaps!"
"Damnit George, Im gonna Rip Your Flaps!"
"Poor Tony, You are always getting your flaps ripped, I feel bad for your flaps."
"Thano, why do you always Rip Tony's Flaps?"
"Damnit George, Im gonna Rip Your Flaps!"
"Poor Tony, You are always getting your flaps ripped, I feel bad for your flaps."
"Thano, why do you always Rip Tony's Flaps?"
by TC27 May 21, 2011
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