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flamingo cock

When a Mans Dick has a huge irrection for a long period of time
Ashley: Dayum girl see this guy over there
Amanda: Yeah girl I see him
Ashley: I think he had a flamingo cock it’s been like that for 20 minutes
Amanda: Dayum girl
by Daddy Vlone February 25, 2018
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Flamingo Witch

A large bird of prey with the head and neck more or less bare of feathers, feeding chiefly on carrion and reputed to gather with others in anticipation of the death of a sick or injured animal or person.
Guy 1: oh no a flamingo witch
Guy 2: that a vulture fuck face
by dumb names for stupid things September 10, 2018
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Flaming lion

When you spray aerosol around your dick and set it alight then fuck her till the flames go out.
him: hey babe! have you ever seen a flaming lion?
her: no whats that?
him: watch this "flicks cap off of axe body spray"
by Senser. October 6, 2022
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Flaming tornado

A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.
I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!
by HelicopterLover9999 April 12, 2023
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Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.
I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)
by Somnili June 30, 2016
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Batman flapping

Two gay male Asians that make love after eating sushi while wearing costumes
I bet the are gonna go do some batman flapping
by Unknown xoxo June 27, 2016
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