Facts

When someone is so true you have to say that it's a fact.

"That girl is such a whore"
"Facts"

"I gained so much weight my ass got huge"
"Facts."

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)

Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”

by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020

Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

by asdf518 August 21, 2010

flatscalator

The moving walkways, often in airports, that move much like an escalator, except they are flat.

Jane: "It's like...a mile to the terminal for our flight."
Jill: "Hey, there's a flatscalator! Jump on it so we don't have to walk."

by pseuzieq August 3, 2010

flats

Someone who is beautiful but will kill you if you get on their bad side. Generally happy, kind, and carismatic, but can turn mad in a matter oif seconds.

Calm down Flats, its not that serious.

by Flats Daughter in law March 17, 2017

Flatslash

underscore

My gamer tag is abc flatslash 123. (abc_123).

by DWA_76 December 21, 2019

Dow facts

When you refuse to accept a misunderstanding and create an alternate reality in your head. Usually accompanied with a disillusionment of reality.

Dad: I heard you got mono after prom.
Son: no. We went as friends stop spreading Dow facts

by RocketSedan April 18, 2018