Skip to main content

flab

Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik
Pass the flab please.
by ukspindoctor September 26, 2006
mugGet the flab mug.

Fabs

Douchebag who thinks he can walk around wearing a headband in all times of day and weather conditions without regard for people's feelings or laughter. Has multiple colors of headbands to match one sweatshirt with different colors of glitter disco pants. Probably takes balls to the face at the drop of a hat. Only one who gives blow jobs under the missle toe. Prefers missle toe to camel toe. Wears a bowtie in the shower. All of these conditions must apply.
by gods bitch July 17, 2006
mugGet the Fabs mug.

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..
As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.
by buhdog September 28, 2008
mugGet the flabalanche mug.

Fabs

a fab is fatty abs. its when a person with fat decides to try to lose fat by working out but in the process just get hard fat. Usually caused with crunches.
man 1: "aw man i've been doing crunches everyday this year but i still havent lost any fat!"
man 2: "that sucks...but dude u got a pretty hard stomache.."
man 1: "well thats good.."
man 2: "yeah man i think u got fabs there."
by a fabby person January 27, 2007
mugGet the Fabs mug.

FABS

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.
by Kevin January 21, 2005
mugGet the FABS mug.

Flabbadoo

Fat underneath the chin and above the neck.
"Did you see Joshua the other day, has he gained weight?"
"I dunno, I was too busy looking at his flabbadoo."
by Grigalunatic April 27, 2009
mugGet the Flabbadoo mug.

flab jizz

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.
"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"
by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009
mugGet the flab jizz mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email