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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
mugGet the Keyser Coffee Filtermug.

Filter

1. That little thing that resides in ones body between the brain and mouth.

2. The thing that rejects all the shit that you shouldn't say or do. Usually the thing that backs up your conscience.
Person 1: "did tou see chad at the xmas party".
Person 2: "Yeah he was so messed up that he told the boss to go fuck himself and use his tears for lubrication."
Person 1: "Yep he definitely lost his job and his filter."
by catdaddydan January 2, 2020
mugGet the Filtermug.

Filter

That “karen” was running her mouth, so i asked for volunteers to kicked her in the filter.
by DVMAV May 5, 2021
mugGet the Filtermug.

L-Filter

A photo filter that is so bad everyone tells you to stop using it
Dude just stop using that damn L-Filter, its giving me eyeball cancer
by 141414141 October 3, 2022
mugGet the L-Filtermug.

Filtering Enabled

Filtering Enabled (OR FE) disables Client-To-Server Replication.

ROBLOX Exploiters hate it as it might break your script

FE can also be a type of script that replicates on the other players screen.
Exploiter 1: Wow look at this Filtering Enabled kick for roblox!!

Exploiter 2: I doubt that is FE.

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Exploiter 1: I hate roblox filtering enabled!!

Exploiter 2: We all do.
by toxically February 6, 2023
mugGet the Filtering Enabledmug.

bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems
He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.
by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2010
mugGet the bozo filtermug.

Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.
- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.
by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025
mugGet the Turd-filteredmug.

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