Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Fiddle-Fists

It's hide and seek but instead when you hide you pull your pants down and bend over the person looking for you will walk around looking for you with a lubed up fist and if he finds you he fists you as hard as he can.

Lets go and play a competitive game of Fiddle -Fists

How about a saucy game of Fiddle-Fists

by The MTS lads November 15, 2017

Fiddle Sack

fiddle sack also known is a spot to where you store fiddles, Fun Fact: the fiddler on the roof had a sack for his fiddle.

I grabbed my fiddle sack and fiddled has fast and hard as possible

by Stibbies January 25, 2015

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

by Josh Habberdasher February 14, 2017

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

fiddle battle

To rub your penis between her breast

Dude I had a fiddle battle with her tits the other night

by Fiddleboy69 April 27, 2017