Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.

Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros

by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

Like DIO at the function

A term to describe a person being a massive hater towards a certain group. So much that it mirrors the hatred of DIO for the Joestar lineage.

"You see, when goblin slayer enters a goblin camp, he's like DIO at the function."

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.

When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025

vein of function research

research pertaining to veiny meat

Pozo was caught red handed conducting vein of function research without authority

by waller69 June 8, 2025

Function

A crazy pre party

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!

by Functionmaker May 19, 2024

fred function

A gathering or get-together which surrounds the theme of “Fred”

“I can’t wait for the Fred Function!”

by FredFan1 May 31, 2024