The Forbidden Picnic

Conan O'Brien's favorite sexual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights.

We were out on a sunny park date, when Jennifer asked me to perform The Forbidden Picnic.
I had no idea what to do, but I rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it's random contents.

by Gnawrly September 8, 2011

forbidden definitions

I guess it's when urban dictionary thinks' you are being too extreme when describing something. I know this is true because my retarded neighbor's definition, "Annie" never gets posted even after I've submitted it like 5 times already.

For the love of God post that crack baby's defintion already!!! The public has a right to know!

by kill_the_neighbors_kid October 31, 2004

flarbing

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?

Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

by big pito October 21, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Effect

A very complex psychological phenomenon where, if you are forbidden from being with someone (i.e. Married, friendzone, not interested, etc.) they become infinitely more attractive.

Guy 1: Holy crap that chick is so hot!!
Guy 2: No she isn't, she only looks like it because of the Forbidden Fruit Effect.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: She's married, and you can't have her, so she is a forbidden fruit.

by Senpai Branden August 4, 2017

flarbed

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

by J.C. February 6, 2003

forbidden forest

Pubic hair

I've heard her forbidden forest has fleas.

by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Forbidden Fap February

Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.

"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."

by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018