Featherpenis

Fellatio provided during the sex act that occurs with the prophylactic still engaged, generally used to relubricate the coital act when the feminine member has lost the ability to naturally lubricate the situation. Can be incorporated with the rusty trombone or the blumpkin.

"Holy sh*t, I was hittin' it from the back while on the stool the other day...and that heina had to give me a mad sick featherpenis blumpkin so I could continue slappin' her jines. Mind you, I had my s*it wrapped up tight!"

by Addy Moogenstein February 28, 2006

a fifth

By definition a fifth of alcohol Is 750mL. A fifth means a fifth of a gallon.

Ludacris - "I drank a fifth of gin", in reality a fifth of alcohol would knock anyone on their butt.

by Jestur April 17, 2006

Feather

(Science) The process of pulling back on the sterile wrap of a disposable pipette to then insert the pipette into a pipettor. It may also include the process of inserting the pipette into a pipettor.

The bacteria is ready, feather the pipette.

by isef2010 August 15, 2010

J to the fifth

1. A group of five friends who all have a J in their name.

2. The unification of J squared and J cubed.

3. verb. Shouted after something incredible has happened usually accompanied with hand motions that show off the arm muscles.

Lucas "It was incredible how the street sharks win the championship?"
Josh "They had the most amazing goalie"
Joey "Don't forget about the incredible offense or the defense"
Brett "Ahhhhh... J TO THE FIFTH!"
Will "You said it brother"

by Willdabeast December 20, 2007

Jail Birds of a Feather

A phrase that describes more Republican members of Congress. These Birds of a Featherflock together-behind bars!

Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham and Scooter Libby are Jail Birds of a Feather.

by DK Sett July 1, 2007

internet fifth

When someone refuses to say anything in an audio or video recording, out of fear of being incriminated when the material invariably ends up on the internet. A variation on the US Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination.

Hey I'm not saying anything to you while you're taking that movie because I know it's gonna end up on the internet-- pleading Internet Fifth!

by Buggy December 9, 2008

Fifth Freedom

The right of Fifth Freedom, gives the person authority to eliminate a person(s) without any Legal or Governmental consequence.

1. Kill anyone without consequence.
2. Eliminate target with no hesitation.
3. To kill someone with disregard to Law or Political hostilities.

"Within the fictional world of Splinter Cell, this unofficial Fifth Freedom allows an operative to disregard any law, agreement, or framework of ethical behavior in order to accomplish his mission. As Dermot P. Brunton put it, "all means are acceptable." For example, the operative may kill in combat or by assassination, may torture or kidnap people, may deploy on U.S. soil, and may spy on other U.S. government agencies. Fifth Freedom is also used as a verb. To "Fifth Freedom" someone is another way of saying to kill someone." - Wikipedia, Fifth Freedom.

NOTE : The Fifth Freedom is unoffical, but many use it in war and in personal situations.

Splinter Cell - In the game Splinter Cell, Sam Fisher an operative of the fictional Third Echelon is commisioned witht he fictional right of Fifth Freedom.

It is also used in Noam Chomsky : The Culture Of Terrorism.

It is also stated in one of Franklin D. Roosevelt's speeches.

by Mr. Banks November 7, 2008