cranial fecalitis

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

by zdarius February 10, 2010

Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

feckless

1. that of which has no worth, validity, use(s).

2. useless. a waste of time.

3. anything that Gayrab posts on the Internet. 99.7% of the ilk typed or posted by Gayrab. (also point your browser to keyboardracer.com for further details)

"Michael, you should check out the article in last year's C.W. skate magazine? It's got the funniest picture showing Gayrab sitting on the deck of an empty swimming pool, doing what he does best... complete with a feckless laptop 'puter on his lap. He's all trying to mad dog the the camera too. BWAHAHA!"

"Chris, yer SO right. His new name will now be Feckless Lapdog. Cuz that's all he is... just an old flea bitten dog that barks and whines all day. Harmless."

by anonyomous June 17, 2004

feckin

a variation of the naughty word, Irishalized. (Irishalized-Irish form of anything.)

Being feckin Irish, I have an excuse to grow feckin potatoes in my feckin yard. Feckin.

by poofaces January 4, 2009

Fecalphobic

Fear of fecal matter. Particularly caused by watching Fecal Japan or seeing things you shouldn't on rotten.com

After fecal Japanime I was so fecalphobic I coudln't go into the shitter, so I just dropped trow outside.

by milkman May 2, 2003

fecktastic

from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.

Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.

by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004

fectoral

The skin that directly surrounds the asshole. Its that rinkly section before it gets smooth again.

I hate it when i take such a large crap that my fectoral hurts from the stretching.

by The Ghost of Fanwood February 24, 2007