When a girl falls asleep with her head on a guy's lap and people see it wrong and think he was getting a blow job, and the guy doesn't correct them.
by vizkiz May 11, 2014

Imitation police officer, such as a mall security guard. Derogatory term derived from the common slang for police officer "po-po".
Jane and Sarah ventured to the food court to meet up with John and Steve. Upon arrival, John bent down to give Sarah a kiss when Steve whispered "Look out, here comes the faux-po. Better cut it out before he comes over with his flashlight and night stick!"
by Jennifer P. July 17, 2007

I had my daughter as a single parent and my friend (who is gay) has help me raise her for 30 years! He is called Dad by her and Granddad by my grandson ..... this is what we call a Faux Pa
by Canducci October 19, 2012

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.
synonym: I-wish
synonym: I-wish
by Anon April 16, 2005

A person who claims to follow God yet pretends to be God by judging others. A person who is kind in heart and leads by example versus casting a person out as Jews did to Jesus.
by EZMAXTLF April 20, 2018

by Al Paton September 24, 2007

Judy's faux-worker Kristi invited her to dinner even though she hopes she won't accept the inviation.
by Marcus Tucker June 28, 2008
