Slap that shit on like Flex Tape

To like something so much that you use or eat it all the time.

"Yea man I love strawberries so much I slap that shit on like flex tape."

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018

Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.

Get the fuck out of here cunt master flex.

by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008

Weird flex but ok

A subtle, awkward, brag. Usually done unintentionally, out of custom.

- "I think these pants are a bit too tight; There's such a noticeable bulge around my junk area. It looks weird, doesn't it?"

- "(Uhh), Weird flex but ok"

by H.E. Hockeysticks II November 13, 2018

Bitch Flex

Bitch Flex

(verb)

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.

"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"

by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009

Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"

"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians

by Dr. A.R.C. Tolkein, DMFA. February 12, 2009

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Fale

When something fails beyond an epic fail, thus it's not deserving of correct spelling.

She wanted milk, so she microwaved ice cream with water. It was so fale.

by mikefsu July 27, 2010