Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 08, 2025
An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.
George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"
Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."
George: "Which will you attend"
Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."
George: "Which will you attend"
Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
by J Blagh October 15, 2011
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025