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Evan

The secret identity of the Pun-isher. Never stops telling jokes. You either hate him, or you love him for his jokes. If you invade him in Dark Souls, you might be fucked.
Evan never shuts up about his jokes. Ever.
by ZanosEdits April 9, 2017
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Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017
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A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u
“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan
by That random one May 13, 2018
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Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck
by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019
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a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.
just use 'an evan' as an insult basically
by guy#3 October 31, 2023
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by Duckfuck188 February 11, 2019
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(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.
Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.
by wetrice December 31, 2019
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