Mayonese on escalator

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.

"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."

by TexanMarine September 23, 2005

Escape from tarkov

The official club name for people who like it in the ass

“Hey have you seen escape from tarkov? Looks cool right?”

“Yea I’ve seen it but Im really a fan of having it in the ass so..”

by Juiceboxer4 September 29, 2021

escapegoat

Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.

I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.

by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006

Escape Sub

A particularly necessary and well-vented turd, evacuated after a night spent heavily refreshed. Provides intense relief and may actually contain the hangover.

Fucking hell, you should have gotten a look at the escape sub I just launched. Torpedo from that job would have sunk the Lusitania.

by cormos August 5, 2008

Escape the night

The best show there is. It’s a reality murder mystery show where youtubers solve different puzzles and escape death on YouTube premium. It’ll make you laugh and cry. It’s just a whirlwind of emotions.

Escape the Night is one of the best shows out there. I recommend it 10/10. Five stars.

by Big time oof August 22, 2019

Escargot

Meaning snail in French, this move consists of leaving a trail of post-sex pussy juice all over another person to assert dominance

"Why does your hair smell like pussy?"
"My girl went escargot all over me"

by HurtyMcBadbad January 19, 2020