Emotional Sex

Emotional Sex is when emotions act as a cockblock.

Emotional Sex:

"Yeah, you like when Daddy teases you like that don't you?"

"My dad died when I was 6."

by A Very Angry Pisces July 31, 2016

emotional erection

When you have a personality crush on a friend, but are not physically attracted to them.

I love talking to you. You give me an emotional erection.

by leftcomic March 23, 2017

Emotional Vapire

Those vapers who are condescending towards others because they are smokers. They preach about the benefits of vaping e.g. in the office, indoors etc etc. They act like they’re selling religion door to door when it comes to the vaping industry.

It is not just annoying it's also emotionally draining listening to them bleat on and on.

"Bernard from Accounts won't stop droning on and on about the benefits of vaping and how cool it is. He's an Emotional Vapire!"

by mygreekmum November 24, 2018

check out of that emotional motel

When someone finally realizes they need to stop stewing about a past failed relationship and move on!!!

Seriously, girl, you need to check out of that emotional motel - and leave your baggage too!!!!

by AmberG January 22, 2008

emotional constipation

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

Emotionally retarded

Showing signs of being a sociopath and generally having no idea of how to interact with humans.

Gf: why don't you pay for everything?

Bf: I have been paying for everything & I would like to borrow $5

Gf: no, I shouldn't have to spend my hard earned money on other people or lend you $5
Bf: are you retarded?

Gf: yes I am emotionally retarded and don't know how to share or give.

Emotionally Retarded

by Really,really? September 28, 2018

Emotional Labor

The energy expended to control your feelings when dealing with other people, particularly in the workplace.

That customer was such an ass! I should be getting paid extra for all of my emotional labor!

by OkiShisa July 8, 2018