Dermal theory

the theory that girls with dermals and back dermals act like millennials and tend to cringe people

bro she has dermals, and dermal theory tells us she acts like a millennial

by Physiologically gifted February 18, 2026

Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy

(лат. derma — кожа + macros — крупный + organo — живой + aqua — вода + eutrophy — здоровое питание)

Существительное, ж. р.

Медицинское определение: Состояние абсолютного биологического здоровья кожных покровов, достигнутое путем естественного увлажнения и воздействия крупных органических частиц.

Антоним: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (болезнь легких от мельчайшей пыли).

Пример употребления: «После недели отдыха в лесу у реки у него наблюдалась полная дерматомакроскопикоорганоакваэутрофия (Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy)».

by uhhkitty February 22, 2026

Dermlit

Something fucking cool and good

Bro that party was so dermlit

by B.foot July 11, 2025

dermal sex

when you fuck someone in the pores of their skin because your child syringe is absolutely microscopic

People who drive whale-sized pickup trucks and plaster the star-spangled banner across everything in their possession can only have dermal sex with their wives because their dick is only measurable with angstroms.

by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025

sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus

oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass

by goodguy27 October 12, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017

Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.

Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure

by BloodandMetal March 29, 2020