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Back door dumbledore

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.
1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈
by Gary the goat October 16, 2014
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Groton Doorhandle

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.
Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.
by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018
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Dooftard

A contraction of "Doof and Retard"; An insult; A word you call someone.
"You are such a dooftard!"
by maurin September 8, 2005
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Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010
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Revolving Door

When your internet connection is intermittent, your instant messenger app logs in and logs out repetitiously.
I hate it when my Yahoo Messenger does the revolving door!
by BlueLion January 26, 2009
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doorbanging

when a person has sex on or through a door
they could remove the door handle and then have sex
ie they would be banging on the door
18: i heard my neighbours doorbanging yesterday
7: lol did you walk past their door to watch :P
by neol# 7 July 24, 2009
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Open door policy

A phrase that in the perfect world you should be able to talk about any problems you have with your job guilt free.
How it really works come in talk to us and we will fire your ass.
If you have any problems come on in and talk to us we have a open door policy were all one big happy family family.

Jim: my manager is making fun of me.
That manager got a talking to

Now Jim has a write up hours cut and and is on the verge of getting fired
by angry server February 25, 2017
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