dolphin kisses

When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.

Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.

by SlipperySlippers August 13, 2019

Bottlenose Dolphin

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.

Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.

by ladida17 June 14, 2010

dolphin in the net

when a male is wearing a bathing suite and he becomes errect and his penis becoms cought in the bathing suite net.

i had a really bad dolphin in the net in the ocean it was soo embarasing

by mike22232 March 14, 2009

Cum dolphin

Someone who is annoying or acting autistic.

Jake is being a cum dolphin

by Verysoggywaffle April 11, 2021

Dolphin Club

The underwater version of the mile high club. Sex while Scuba diving. Rare due to its difficulty.

Me and Jen plan on joining the Dolphin club during our honeymoon in Hawaii.

by MGargantua August 28, 2011