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Disaster Bi

Me.
Bitch look at her, she’s such a disaster bi.
by Weird Hooman January 9, 2021
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Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.
God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!
by Singadu September 26, 2018
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Purple Dishwasher Monkey

Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".
Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"
by well read March 25, 2005
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Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination
"Sam Johnson is such a disaster gay, she painted her face with acrylic paint and it stained her skin."
by Saphhire September 28, 2018
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Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman
Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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Dishwasher

a women is a dishwasher
by women ae bad January 23, 2019
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disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.
"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"
by electra fidelis April 12, 2009
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