Dildo

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo.

Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

She used her dildo every night while her husband John was out of town.

Everyone thought of Paul as a total dildo after he began reporting students who were smoking on campus.

by sirvancealott December 28, 2005

DILDO JOCKEY

One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.

The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

Sandpaper dildo

Ouch!

sandpaper dildo

by syndicatedevil December 16, 2008

double dildo

An artificial penis that can be used by two lesbos at the same time.

Butch and Femme sure had a great time with that double dildo last night.

by Marla Singer III July 28, 2005

DILDOS

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.

by tata12 April 10, 2011

dildo

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95

by dupesisking December 28, 2005

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002