dough digger

One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.

Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"

Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."

by Big Game Jaymz November 15, 2011

Food digger

A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.

Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?

*during lunch*

Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!

by indescribable living May 9, 2017

Gold Digger

A fat slut who dates someone for their money.

Decent person: Can you give me your number?
Gold digger: Fuck no ur ugly
Decent Person: I have a lamborghini
Gold Digger: SURE I'LL GO ON A DATE
Random guy listening to the whole thing: Fuck I hope she gets crucified, then stoned, then shot.

by MOUNTAIN DEW BITCH December 21, 2017

Soul digger

Persons who look for a partner who will do all their emotional labor for them instead of taking the time to heal themselves.

"Watch out for them, they preach conscious behavior but they're a total soul digger..."

by Fire_Hoff March 5, 2019

didgeridon't

A request to annoying busking hippies.

After enduring half an hour of atonal unaboriginal droning, I finally went over to the be-dreadlocked raga muffin and politely said "Please, dude, didgeridon't!".

by napalicious July 4, 2008

Digger

An extreme fall or slip, most often resulting in injury

"I almost slipped on the grass and took a huge Digger down that hill"

by gustin September 6, 2005

gold digger

tiffany simon , wanna be pin up girls, girls who use men for what they have, and not for who they are

She ain't nuthin but a gold digger

by pollypikky April 3, 2009