daffy diddle

To wear a fake duck nose and slap a female in the face with your erect penis after coating it in chocolate and peanut butter.

bro last night i hit her with that daffy diddle

by jpdaffy February 21, 2017

pre-diddle

preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition

man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night

by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016

Double Diddle

To masturbate with both hands.

"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."

by sangreazul July 21, 2016

Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017

disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017