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Dirty Dicking

Having unprotected sex with mutiple people
That guy is known for dirty dicking. He has 3 women pregnant at the same time.
by The-Optimistic-Lioness September 26, 2017
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diving board

The word often used to refer to the monstrously huge metal bumpers found on the BMW E30 3-series from 84-87. The e30s of the year 1988 also came with d-boards however they were slightly shorter and the plastic bumpers from the 89+ e30s fit without any modification.

If you have an older e30 the plastic bumper swap is not so easy and requires some alteration to fit but nonetheless can look stunning.

D-boards can also be tucked and/or painted. The tucking method involves the owner drilling the bumper shocks and compressing them to make the bumper shorter. Painting the d-boards is also a nice touch and prevents them from making small children cry during the daytime.
"There is a family having dinner on your diving boards."

"Put your sun-glasses on, honey. There's a mean set of boards up the road."
by amaank January 21, 2006
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Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.
When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.
by MadamexXx March 17, 2009
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dicking about

To do absolutely nothing constructive and be completely useless to the point where it can aggravate others, who then view the individual doing nothing as a dick.
Fred and I were trying to build the doghouse, but he was too busy dicking about with the hammer i gave him-
by yorgin borsef August 7, 2014
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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.
Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021
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Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.
Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.
by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008
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Grape Diving

A grape dive is where a woman places a grape between her corsetted bussoms. And a lucky participant fetches said grape without using there hands.

Some variations I've heard of include using Raisins instead of grapes.
Any women that has worn a bodice/ corset knows what they do to the cleavage and would be great for grape diving.
by KatMac321 May 25, 2009
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