by ButtFuzz October 25, 2005
Get the deberried mug.Onlooker: My lord, that man has just collided into a deer with his Chevrolet Cavalier.
Onlooker passenger: A deer Cavalier, how embarrassing.
Onlooker passenger: A deer Cavalier, how embarrassing.
by Deerlier February 6, 2008
Get the deer Cavalier mug.place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.
Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
by gnostic1 July 18, 2011
Get the Red Deer mug.The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.
Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?
Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!
Dr Morphi--😲
Sick Sally--😎
Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!
Dr Morphi--😲
Sick Sally--😎
Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...
by princessandrea1219 February 6, 2019
Get the Demerol Shades mug."Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
by Drekorig June 7, 2007
Get the DeerSmear mug.The severed leg of a deer. Usually not the whole leg, it is almost always a section containing the animal's hoof. It is upstate New Jersey's answer to the cursed monkey paw, and represents an antagonist to the lucky rabbit foot.
In folklore, the deerleg will reappear to and haunt whomever finds it, even in their thoughts and dreams. It is a bad omen.
In folklore, the deerleg will reappear to and haunt whomever finds it, even in their thoughts and dreams. It is a bad omen.
Friends of mine found the deerleg alone at an abandoned gas station in NJ during a road trip to a UFC event.
by JustinBer January 20, 2008
Get the Deerleg mug.When you see a deer and are so busy looking at it you miss a turn or almost hit the person in front of you.
Driver: "Hey a deer"
Passenger: "Lovely"
-stops car-
passenger: "ummm. You know the person behind us is giving you the bird right?"
Driver:"What...oh yeah. Sorry i was Deerfounded."
Passenger: "okay....."
-continues driving-
Passenger: "Lovely"
-stops car-
passenger: "ummm. You know the person behind us is giving you the bird right?"
Driver:"What...oh yeah. Sorry i was Deerfounded."
Passenger: "okay....."
-continues driving-
by Lord Ruxe December 17, 2008
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