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Deflective racist

These are people who are racists, and when they argue, will try to change the subject or bring something else up whenever something is said against what they believe.

They do this because they know if they address the issue they will lose the argument
White supremacists will typically do this in a Youtube argument whenever the video depicts white against black behavior

Deflective racist
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
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Cretin Detectives

A syndicate of special agents trained in the art of discovering what is known in the trade as "cretin on cretin love". This is when 2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on deceit, only to be discovered and uncovered by the Cretin Detectives. After this relationship is unearthed the detectives are then obliged to bring this matter to the attention of anyone who will listen, causing unknown harm and humiliation to one or more of the Cretins.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.
2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on the premise that one of them will become bi-sexual and the other in order to hide this will have sexual relations with anyone that looks their way (or not), this includes: driving instructors; ex-boyfriends; ex-boyfriends of best friends; ex friends of boyfriends; friends from the past; friends from the present; and strangers who are friends you haven't met yet.
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"
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Dick Detectives

The breed of men who like to investigate meat and two veg.
Most famous of these being Cock Columbo.
I have to make sure there are no Dick Detectives operating before I take a squirt.
by B-Neutron September 11, 2006
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Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
by Civics March 30, 2012
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[Selective Hearing]

It's a way that the listener hear wad he wants to listen frm the speaker
She Says : Are You Freak To Listen To Rock?

You Say : Sorry I Cant Hear You (Selective Hearing)
by Pinak October 13, 2008
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Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.
"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa
by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009
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Deceptive Creep

A new breed of Creep. Such a form of Creep was not envisaged by the Greek fishermen a couple of centuries ago, when the art of Creeping was in its early stages of development. Such a Creep is widely regarded as the most dangerous type of Creep, as the victim rarely/never knows that they are the subject of the act of Creeping in question. Such Creeping must be monitored if the future of Creeping in general is to be maintained.
Hey, like I may or may not have noticed Louise left her door unlocked earlier so like the Deceptive Creep I am went into her room and Creeped on her diary.
by creepwithoutvoice June 15, 2011
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