dedeuce

The act of removing the odor of a recently dropped deuce.

Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.

Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.

by Motorbeard December 15, 2011

dedress

Undress, unclothe immediately, the request to remove a dress or any clothing from a female.

Female to Male: a compliment to him; to undress him, because he is about to get lucky.

Get dedressed! You better dedress. Dedress your ass now. I want to dedress you. I want to take you home and dedress you. You had better dedress now Bitch. I've been dedressing you since I first saw you.

by att at law January 15, 2012

deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

diet rainbow deer

a drink composed of sheep urine, the dick of a dwarf and tobasco sauce

Jill drank some diet rainbow deer while milking bricks.

by bob man December 3, 2007

shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

by lolgirl69 April 4, 2011

Deer

a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't

A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.

by greenman81 June 7, 2011

Deeder

a sweet/cool dog.

Look at that little deeder over there.

by Cody laplant March 27, 2009