Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.
Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.
Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.
by Motorbeard December 15, 2011
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