Dedeuce

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To think intently while on the can.
Hybridization of deduce (to reach a conclusion by reasoning) and deuce (to shit)

Lars: MaryAnne, get your cottage cheese thighs and those snot-nosed kids of yours into the god-damned truck; we're going to sack the Capitol.
MaryAnne: You musta done some serious thinking in the outhouse, you come up with the most retarded shit when you dedeuce.

Dedeuce by IanK August 30, 2007

Words you can keep

dedeuce

The act of removing the odor of a recently dropped deuce.

Dude 1: Man, I was over at Jenny's the other day and just destroyed her bathroom only to find she had nothing to dedeuce the place with.

Dude 2: That's why I always carry matches.

dedeuce by Motorbeard December 15, 2011

dedeuce

1.The lowest card in a standard 52 card deck. 2. A 1932 Ford Coupe

I drew three cards and picked up dedeuce.

dedeuce by Deathknightdelta August 27, 2003

Deduce

The second turd of the day

"Man, I pooped this morning, but I still had to drop a deduce after work."

Deduce by MissR1992 February 10, 2015

Deducekles

Another word for taking a shit, however, it is much more formal than just saying such a thing.

Pronounced "de-doose-kuls"

Friend 1: Hey, where you going?
Friend 2: I gotta take a deducekles.

Deducekles by Iminlovewhenweresmokingthat April 11, 2019

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026