John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008

the daily

Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.

I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.

by forever__alone February 22, 2011

daily sauce

when you have good post or videos for people with really dark humor for example people dying, animal abuse, muder, pov shootings,torture ect

"yall i got the daily sauce

by Asian persuasion April 9, 2019

daily dozen

Something your girlfriend wont talk about.

Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know

by Fiendy boy August 4, 2016

Daily Star

A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.

'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'

by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021

Daily Devotion

During a gangbang, have the girl in the doggystyle position, one in the back, and have her fold her hands in a praying fashion and have her jerk off the guy in the front

Guy 1: “yeah I hit her with the old daily devotion with Carl last night”

by JsKellnar January 1, 2021

Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.

A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.

by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023