digital dab

When you spend all night high on coke on a back page website to get a fat, shitty hooker over to your friends house to get both you and your friend off for less than $140.

My gf just left for Ireland for 2 weeks so lets get fucked up, digital dab, and hope we don't catch anything.

by Alex Smith can be a dick June 3, 2017

Smack dab

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.

"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"

by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006

ninja dab

Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined

As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.

by soulsbowls July 15, 2016

dab dad

A parent that dabs every day and is MLG, If their son is about to get dabed on my some haters, the Dab Dad Dabs on the haters. A dab dad is always there to dab when the dab child needs it.

"My dad is a dab dad"

by platypus333 December 14, 2017

Dab-tarded

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab

Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"

Man... Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab
Yeah man, sane

by Ocelidon January 26, 2018

sherbet dab

London slang for taxi.

Let's get a sherbet dab home.

It's raining, let's get a sherbet.

by v5virus August 19, 2008