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Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink
Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.
by anonymous February 11, 2025
mugGet the Divorce Preventormug.

The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
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Divorce

divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
I am sorry if you have divorced paents
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
mugGet the Divorcemug.

divorce dick

what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
by Fallis August 31, 2018
mugGet the divorce dickmug.

on divorcing

This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
I and you Sam : On divorcing handsome friends were, how pig, we also do if continue?
by man!? May 30, 2018
mugGet the on divorcingmug.

Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."
by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025
mugGet the Super Mario Divorcemug.

divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience
she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene
by child of divorce June 1, 2022
mugGet the divorce genemug.

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