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Cosmo Not!

A person that spends excessive self love time in front of the mirror posing with their blackberry and taking pics!
Have you seen Elle's profile pictures yet on Facebook? The consensus by everyone is that she is a cosmo not!
by Don Samson December 1, 2009
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cosmonautics

the science of space travel. It also involves the design of spacecraft, spacesuits and other accessories necessary for space flight.
She is studying cosmonautics in Moscow.
by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
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Cystomer

cys·tom·er/ˈ/cystəmər/Noun
1. A person or organization that buys goods or services from a store or other business, but is a total dick about it.

2. A person or thing of a specified kind that one has to deal with: "a tough customer"

3. An entity foolhardily demanding something that is clearly outside the boundaries of space and/or time.
The guy in Deb's section upgraded himself to cystomer when he changed his order twice and bitched about the time it took to get his food.

Christine had a rough day at the restaurant. She had a whole party of cystomers seated in her section.

As if being a teacher isn't a hard enough gig, four of the kids in Lisa's classroom have cystomers for parents.

Rich's new route has four cystomers on it. He's going to lose 45 minutes a day just dealing with their needy asses.
by @Damocles66 November 14, 2011
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Cosmocrat

From Greek kosmokratoras or world-mighty rulers
demon Cosmocrat
by Decepticharge August 21, 2011
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Cosmorgasmic

The most incredible feeling in the Universe/solar-system. It is out of this world.
The tension and relief created between Jack and Jill was Cosmorgasmic; she had never felt anything like it before.
by Cosmo Gal October 8, 2012
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cosmolinguist

one who is expert in a world language,such as English.The language of a cosmolinguist has a universal application in culture,norms,standards,activities and behaviour in a change course.
A cosmolinguist sews ideas together and creates concrete meanings.In 2050 the world will see billions of English cosmolinguists.
by Gurudev Swami January 15, 2014
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cysogtfo

Cite your source or get the fuck out. A definitive way to end an online argument by requiring the person asserting a fact to reply with a reputable source for their assertion or quit the argument. Often written in frustration after the repeated assertion of nonsense or unverifiable facts, assertions or arguments.
A: Horses can't run backwards!
B: CYSOGTFO
by DeliciousWolf June 18, 2015
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