Celebritician

A celebrity that runs for political office. A politician who uses their former celebrity status to garner votes and gain free publicity.

Sonny Bono, Jesse "the body" Ventura and Ronald Reagan are all great examples of celebriticians. Donald Trump is using the popularity of public persona to really cash in as a celebritician. Reality Politics

by la petite femme March 23, 2016

celebritainer

People who become famous without any obvious talent. They gain fame from sex tapes, pranks, Youtube, reality tv and dating athletes and movies stars. See also celebritainment. celebrity, entertainer, entertainment, movie star, tv star, reality tv, Youtubers, Youtube, pranks, Kardashian, sex tape, celebritainment

The celebritainers today make a fortune doing pranks and sex tapes, yet make a fortune. I don't get it.

by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017

celebrititties

A pair of boobs that are great

"Wow! That girl has a really nice rack!" "She definitely has celebrititties"

by Blackpanther August 15, 2017

celibrity

1. A famous person who is not sexually active or in any type of relationship.
2. A famous incel (not very likely in the incel's lifetime).
3. A famous person of a religious order.

Dude, what if he went ER and became a celibrity?

by Shoe brush December 1, 2020

Celebritoxic

Celebritoxic: Actors/Actresses use the phrases like these: Force is Female or Toxic Fanboys or Crybabies or Sexist or Racist.

Also, who does not really care about the Originally FanBase of a certain Fanthom.

Hollywood Actor: I hate those original fans of the shows. I'm reboot even though I'm not a fan at all of the fanthom.

The fans: You are Celebritoxic

by Sakurakage July 23, 2021

Celebrities

People who are insanely easy to hate.

Hym "You know, I wonder where my distain for celebrities comes from. Seriously, you see these people in their ivory towers and they have nothing good to say about the people on the bottom rung of society (and this even applies to the ones that I like). And you could say (and I have said in the past) 'Oh, you don't know them. They're just people.' and that's all well and good but they'll never see the people they spit on. They'll never want for anything (at least in a monetary sense). It's not even just jealousy. It's that while I'm in the bread line the millionaire that considers me a fat lazy piece of shit is relaxing in their gated community above it all. When the temp agency has me at a pizza factory and I'm tearing mounds of dough off the line 45-60 minutes straight so the machine doesn't clog and no one in the factory is coming to help me and the 4 people in my immediate proximity are just standing there talking while I struggle; they're doing little more than pointing a camera at their own face for a million dollars. What insult would reach them? What would I have to say to remind them of the nature of existence?"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

Celebrities

No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?

Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2023