cuban

A race of brown people who pretend to be white. In an ironic twist, they call other hispanics: spics,wetbacks,and beaners when the same terms are used to describe Cubans by white people. Instead of crossing over a land border from Mexico, they float on inner tubes across the ocean.

Rodriquez: Look at those filthy spics coming into our country.
Bob: Wait, aren't you Hispanic?
Rodriguez: No, I'm Cuban, that makes me white.
Bob: I see......

by Jason Anders March 22, 2008

Cuban Lover

An Extremely White guy going out with or fucking a cuban girl.

Look at that Cuban lover with that Badcatfosho.

by BloodyScissors July 28, 2007

cuban

1. someone who builds rafts and floats to america and are protected by the wet-foot dry-foot law. mexicans and other spanish people can bee confused for them because they also hitch rides with these people

2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one

1. if you want an example so damn bad go to a floridian boat shop or hardware store and i would bet you 1/2 a grand theres at least one cuban working there

2. man #1: hey are you colombian
man #2: no
man #1: are you cuban?
man #2: imma kick your bitchass im puerto rican
(man #1 gets his ass rided up by a bunch of puerto ricans and gets dthe shit beaten outta him)
man #2: bitch dont call me that. that an insult.

by aniggathatlovesgurlsweed&money March 8, 2009

Cuban Torch

The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.

You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?

Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.

by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

by Trinidad James d May 17, 2014

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016