Cuban Torch

The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.

You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?

Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.

by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011

cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.

Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.

by Computermichael September 14, 2013

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

by Trinidad James d May 17, 2014

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

cuban chuck

normally a sweaty fat male from cuban living in new jersery ,hangs around schools preying on young girls, a cuban chuck is bald and toothless

that cuban chuck walked passed me a smiled disgustingly

by tylolex July 2, 2016

Cuban Dragondildo

Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.

Dragon 1 - "I have a Cuban Dragondildo"
Dragon 2 - "Shove it up your ass faggot"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016

Cuban Hotbox

Farting with the windows rolled up on a hot day

"Dude roll down the windows it's like a cuban hotbox in here"

by Llamazilla October 19, 2016