JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".
Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"
by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
Get the JO crystalmug. It is a drug, made in america by household chemicals. Tends to make you awake, not hungry, and lets your imagination go crazy. You may start to see things a day or so of being up from using crystal meth, could be used with a glass pipe, light bulb, aluminum foil or a spoon.
im only 14 and i started using crystal meth when i was 12. im done now, and even though im a "kid" i would recomend you not do it
by Sara Beth June 16, 2008
Get the Crystal Methmug. Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.
let's play crystal castles
by smushie February 1, 2009
Get the Crystal Castlesmug. by Hoogan123 October 22, 2016
Get the Crystal pistolmug. An electronic music duo that, if you believe them, weren't meant to be a band. Supposedly, their song Alice Practice (which happens to have an amazingly beautiful and totally unexpected melody with soul-wrenching indiscernible vocals), is really just Alice practicing. I think they said once that they used a keyboard with a nintendo soundcard. The two members are Claudio and Alice, and although they aren't signed yet, they should be. They're named after She-ra's home, NOT crystal meth (which is what I thought at first.) You can find all their music on myspace or limewire.
by rachaelwithana September 30, 2007
Get the crystal castlesmug. Crystal Hill, is the most amazing girl in the world. She is beautiful. She is sweet. She is just wow. Eveyone loves her. You should too. She is also known as Crystal!!! wants to be azn.
by likewoahherbfff April 21, 2005
Get the crystal hillmug. A clear version of regular Pepsi in the early 90s in which it was stopped produced because of too much Nutra-Sweetener (i.e. it made people get hipper quicker).
by Mike December 15, 2004
Get the Crystal Pepsimug.