When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
Get the Nob Crustmug. a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
by Tim August 22, 2004
Get the crust punkmug. The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
by shizniz September 27, 2014
Get the shizam crustmug. by Coochie cutta April 14, 2016
Get the titty crustmug. by squirrelnuts69 February 19, 2021
Get the Stuffed Crustmug. by Kewgs August 17, 2016
Get the Crust Halomug. Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.
P.S.: she asked for more
P.S.: she asked for more
by SLG_Dynamite2134 July 18, 2016
Get the toe crustmug.