Penis Trolling Cruiser

A Car/Van type contraption built by Chrysler also known as a PT Cruiser.

Homosexual 1: ooohhhhhhhh look at that riiiiddeee
Homosexual 2: mmmmmmmm ooohhhhh
Homosexual 1: It's a Penis Trolling Cruiser!!
Homosexual 2: Beeep beeep beeeep I'll backup to that

by BlahFooBeeeyatch September 22, 2007

Tom Cruise

A combination of vacation and convention at sea aboard a luxury oceanliner where all of the on-board tourists are either Scientologists, closet homosexuals, or adoring fans of the actor with the same name.

Erick chose to attend the "How to Marry a Beard" symposium on the annual Tom Cruise and also signed up for other seminar topics such as "Discrediting Psychiatry", "Artificial Insemination for the Squeamish", "Kissing Nicole Kidman: Just Close Your Eyes and Think of Gomer Pyle", "Repeat After Me: This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult. This is Not a Cult.", and "Jerry McGuire: Sports Agent or Locker Room Meat Inspector?".

As the date of the annual Tom Cruise draws near, The Beckham's vibrate with excitement, as do assorted AC/DC types, and "Top Gun" freaks.

It's a fact: No citizen of Germany has ever sailed on a Tom Cruise.

by Buzz Writeyear January 26, 2008

Cruizah

AKA Toyota Land Cruiser. The worlds toughest trail tackling machine. It is commonly referred to as a jeep but it will basically eat a jeep for lunch and keep on going up the trail.

I saw that Cruizah pull 3 stuck heeps out of a mud pit all at once and then he went on his way.

by J25 September 8, 2005

pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Murderface November 21, 2013

creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010

Cruised

To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.

Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.

by tom Cruise Worshipper March 1, 2021

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010