Crog Bella

A cousin who is underage and very hot and someone you really want to have sexual interactions with.

Dustin: Wow my cousin Stev is such a Crog Bella.
Bystander: I say.

by 99 FM and Cooking May 20, 2010

Croissette

The last name of a completely random family. Most of them are nice, but some, you better watch out for.

Who's that person? They're really nice.
Oh yeah, they're a Croissette alright.

by The Anonymous Penguin December 4, 2010

Crocsafatee

Crocsafatee: Learning or improving from ones dangerous or stupid encounters or mishaps and implanting change from these events.

A bit of crocsafatee would of prevented Cornelius J Bothington Esquire from loosing his second eye .

by JWL3 June 6, 2016

crogie

People with this surname tend to live in country settings, drink lots of milk, and have many pets. They're the kind of people that would invite you to prayer group but would be fine with a few glasses of wine instead.

"Man, she is so chill about everything. Must be a Crogie."

by Lodge August 20, 2017

croissaulted

Verb

Pronounced - Qua-salt-ed
Past tense of croissault, to be assaulted by a croissant

See also - croissaunted

Derek - Are you ok man?

Jerry - No, I was just croissaulted by some bakers!

by CroissantGod December 30, 2017

Croissant Anxiety

When you're anxious about doing things abroad that you do every day at home.

"Sarah swallowed a condom full of cheesey chips so she could smuggle them into paris because she thought she might pronounce Fromage wrong, she's got a really croissant anxiety"

by Fernandopoo June 5, 2018

Crags and Tors

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

by FƎMiNEM October 7, 2018