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crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.
by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008
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crib

a bed for children like a mini prison
my child was easy to shake in it's crib
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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crib

Going back to my crib to catch some winks
by Bungalow Bill October 6, 2001
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cibelly

to laugh uncontrolablly for long periods of time. sounding much like a giggling chipmunk or a DJ scratching a record.
oohh shes got the cibellyss
by glo c March 23, 2008
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THE CRIB

Usually pertaining to the MIAMI FL area made up by some studio gangstas in Miami in order to sound cool & gain street cred.
Fan: "Where u from dog?!"
Sorry Ass Rapper: "Im from THE CRIB, oooWeeeOOoo, COMO??!!"
by Port of Miami Capo October 19, 2006
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Cribbed

Melania Trump totally cribbed Michelle's 2008 speech with no remorse.
by MarchionessC July 19, 2016
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Cibeles

Cibeles is a rather kind person. She will be there for you and is really bad at talking to guys. Cibeles is a mexican whos parents are kinda strict. She will be there for you when you need it and is always there to make you laugh.
Me: Im so happy i have a friend cibeles shes so funny.
by PotatoG April 18, 2020
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