crapade

A hypothetical (hopefully) drink, analogous to lemonade, which makes the worst of a bad situation. Usually spoken of with great sarcasm.

When life hands you crap, make crapade

by gardyloo April 21, 2004

crap-a-louie

An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.

"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.

by Chuck D. Bones April 16, 2010

Crap Angel

The pattern left on the inside of the toilet bowl after a particularly hefty or sticky turd

You should have seen the crap angel I left in the bowl this morning. She'll be steaming that off for a week.

by San Jefe September 7, 2011

Cheap Chinese Made Crap

Cheap Chinese Made Crap means we love China so much, we not only gave them our jobs, but they make things not built to last.

Hey, why did you buy those pants from Walmart? You know that's just Cheap Chinese Made Crap

by Binfordman-1 March 29, 2013

cheap stunt

A money grabbing scheme organised by a typically low-life company or individual.

IMVU stealing names to put on the premium list is a cheap stunt.

by Zara Kaine April 21, 2016

Infomercial crap

A seemingly endless dump which stops and starts repeatedly, usually during the wiping process. This leaves the user thinking there done... "But WAIT, there's MORE!".

"sorry I took so long in there, I got stuck with an infomercial crap."

by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008

Creme-de-la-crap

The crappiest of the crap

J.J Hickson is creme-de-la-crap

by Ms.SuckMyKiss87 March 5, 2011